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You lay on your bed, looking over some designs in your room. The designs were yours, and you were proud of them. The were designs of puppets, wooden ones as well as some human puppets. But the idea of the human puppets would have to be put aside for a while. You had yet to create your first puppet since learning from your new sensei, so you still had a long way to go. You were in the Akatsuki lair, but you weren't one of them. You actually had no intention of becoming one; the reason you sought one of them out was because you wanted to become his apprentice in puppetry, as well as human puppetry, a macabre interest you had developed since young. Of course, you had learnt a lot about the art of puppeteering from those who knew it, but the knowledge of human puppets were dissatisfying, and you couldn't sate your thirst of some hands-on experience in that area. So of course, you sensei was Sasori Akasuna, or Sasori of the Red Sands.

Light traces of shock still lingered in your mind; you couldn't believe that Sasori would accept you as a student. You had followed him in a daze, almost stumbling over a few logs. You were slightly known around your village, but you never fought in broad daylight; you preferred the cover of the dark, and you were more comfortable with it. Among the people who knew you (You hardly had friends, mainly because you were simply too engrossed in puppetry to make them), you were known as the perfectionist and the one who loved to draw humans. Or so they thought. You were actually drawing designs of marionettes, but  no one had really paid attention to your work anyways. You specialised in [Favourite type of Jutsu], and you were a [Favourite element] type.

You got out of your bed and stretched. You had woken up early and edited the designs, after all, you were going to ask Sasori to help you with them. And since you knew how much he hated wasting time, you wanted to make sure there wasn't any obvious or stupid mistakes in your work. Your bedroom was small, only able to fir a desk, a chair, a wardrobe and a bed. The toilet was down the hall outside the door. Your old designs were stuck on the wall with tacks, and the floor had the occasional pencil laying on it. How you managed to attain so many pencils in your life still confused you (As well as the occasional Akatsuki member that happened to see you (And that one who accidentally saw you in the showers *cough cough Zetsu cough cough*)). You walked out of the door and quietly snuck down the hallway, because in about 5 minutes, Hidan would come crashing out of the door, yelling about something to do with his god, Jashin, and then Kakuzu would come out and contain him. Then Deidara would get angry because he would be in the middle of tying his hair (Which you found very pretty-you often had to resist the urge to start messing with it). Itachi would then come out, followed by Kisame and Itachi would glare at Deidara, causing him to glare back but walk off to the hall. Sasri would just walk there, apathetic. So... it was bet you went to the dining area before chaos broke out. It was actually quite funny at how the routine repeated itself very often; the only time it changed was when Deidara shoved an explosive in Hidan's mouth, and everyone had to stop him from yelling,
"Katsu!"

Much to your surprise, Sasori was already there at the table. Of course, he wasn't eating anything, but you knew he was there to help contain the oncoming chaos and take note of any announcements that might by said by Leader-Sama.
"Good morning, Sasori-Sensei." You greeted.
"[y/n]-Gakusei." He said. It actually sounded more like a statement. -Gakusei wasn't used much nowadays, but Sasori had a tendency to be extremely formal. It meant you were his student. You assumed that he came here, like you, to avoid the morning havoc. You got yourself some [Favourite kind of drink]. While you were doing that, you stole a glance at Sasori's face. His eyes were closed, as if sleeping or meditating. You actually developed a crush on Sasori, but you hoped that it would pass soon - The age difference was a little bit wide, he was your teacher and not to mention he was a puppet! How could he feel things like love when he was made of wood? Of course, when you first found out about him, you had a small fangirl crush. But after being his student for about a month, you really started developing feelings for him. His silky, scarlet hair and his beautiful voice... his knowledge on puppets and the fact he was a master in puppetry...

"BOW TO JASHIN-SAMA!!"

....Oh dear god, the daily morning routine just started.




Heyo~

It's pretty late here, but I felt guilty for not submitting anything really.

So, part one of the promised fix - If I have anything wrong, please tell me! I'll edit it as soon as I can!

Next one: [link]

You (c) Yourself
The rest (c) Masashi Kishimoto
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sadowsilverkitsune Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey this is mah family routine cept mah sister starts it out by yelling to the whole neighborhood GET YO LAZY ASSES UP!!!!!!!!!!!1
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TifaLockhart23 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2014
Dear god....I  thought we were nuts...but Hidan took the prize from us......THAT IMMORTAL ASSHAT...
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evetyran Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014  Student General Artist
I love the word Asshat. It's just so beautiful~!
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TifaLockhart23 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014
I use it all the time XD
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alchemist144 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
The daily morning routine has started. XD
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:iconevetyran:
evetyran Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2014  Student General Artist
Yes, indeed it has XD
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alchemist144 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
*death glares hidan* I will sick my dolls on you
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kawaiiCaliGirl Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014  Professional General Artist
oh dear god lol
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evetyran Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Student General Artist
Ha ha, glad ya enjoyed it~!
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watermuffintop Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol I bet you all 20 bucks that hidan is on crack xD
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evetyran Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Student General Artist
What else can he be on? :D
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watermuffintop Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Idk but he is totally on drugs. Or he is just delusional after lossing so much blood xD
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evetyran Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014  Student General Artist
He must be :D 
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ShadowxScarlet109 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014
He's actually not "on" anything. He's just a sadomasochist.
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lolipopchainsaw Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2014  Student Artist
Hidan acts like he is on major drugs
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:iconevetyran:
evetyran Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2014  Student General Artist
He is. :D
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KitsoneGirl Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
-looks at conversation below-........why didn't ou guys do what i do steal his necklace give it to zetsu throw some eat really far away and Hidan leaves and is gone for a week.....when he reatuns repeat the process.....sad how he never learns
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evetyran Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Student General Artist
:D oh, silly Hidan XD He's a stubborn person who is quite... slow. *Is immediately killed by him*
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KitsoneGirl Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
-sighs revives you- OH ZETSU!!
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evetyran Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2014  Student General Artist
Thank ye, KitsoneGirl-Chan~
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Sandfrie Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Hidan: BOW TO JASHIN-SAMA!

Amaya (my naruto OC): Hidan don't even start! I will get some explosives from Deidara and shove them up your ass if you don't shut the f*ck up!

Hidan: Oh really? Bring it on B*TCH!

Me: *facepalm*

The ending made me fall off my chair btw. I laughed way too much.
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evetyran Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Student General Artist
:D I checked out your 'Amaya' OC~ I've got like, 10 million of Naruto OCs, but I never really share them XD So, let's go with...

Yoko (MY Naruto OC~): Hey Hidan! Do you have Tourette's or something?

Hidan: B*TCH I DON'T.

Yoko: .... SURE YOU DON'T :D


Lol, thank yoo~
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Sandfrie Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Amaya: I really wouldn't be suprised if he did have it... *grumbles under her breath*

Hidan: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?

Amaya: I just said that I wouldn't be suprised if you had Tourrette's!

Hidan: OKAY THAT DOES IT! YOU'RE DEAD! *takes his scythe*

Me: Here we go again... *sigh*
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evetyran Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013  Student General Artist
(Lol, we should totally roleplay XD)

Yoko: Oh well. Amaya! Run!! :D

Hidan: IN THE NAME OF JASHIN, YOU B*TCHES WILL PAY FOR THAT!! F*CK YOU!! YOU'RE ALL WORTHLESS LITTLE SH*TS!!

Yoko: OKAY WE HAVE TO RUN!
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Sandfrie Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
(Yeah :''D)

Amaya: hmmm... yeah... *starts running away to find Deidara* DEI WHERE ARE YOU!? *runs*

Hidan: *chases after her* COME HERE YOU LITTLE B*TCH! I'LL SACRIFICE YOU BOTH TO JASHIN!!
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evetyran Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013  Student General Artist
(Lol, YUS)

Yoko: Oh no! I'm so scared!

Hidan: ... I never thought you'd say that...

Yoko: Sarcasm, pin-head *Runs off*

Hidan: GET BACK HERE, *SSHOLES!! GET BACK HERE SO I CAN SACRIFICE YOU FOR JASHIN!!

Yoko: That sounds fun, but you'd be ruining my timetable of hating you!
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Sandfrie Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
(However I'm not that familiar with RPing in DeviantArt  >___< I usually Rp in Skype or facebook... lol xD)

Amaya: *runs into Deidara* Uhh...

Deidara: *Looks at the girl* Where are you going in such a hurry, un?

Amaya: Oh.. hehheh.. I was looking for you.. Would you mind blowing Hidan up? He's-

Hidan: YOU B*TCH! CAN'T FIGHT ON YOUR OWN ANYMORE!?

Amaya: Oh shit... *runs*
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evetyran Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013  Student General Artist
(Well, we can either +Note each other or trade Skype info. I have no Facebook...)

Yoko: Look! There's Kisame! RUN KISAME, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BEFORE HE MAKES SUSHI OUT OF YOU!

Kisame: ....?

Yoko: *Hides behind Kisame*

Kisame: ... -_-;
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Ayumi-Haruka Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2013  Student Artisan Crafter
Wow...This scared me O.O
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evetyran Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2013  Student General Artist
:D
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Ayumi-Haruka Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2013  Student Artisan Crafter
:)
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iSaikoUchiha Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013
-Kicks Hidan in the face- >:I Do not start with that crap!


Haha, great job, btw. cx
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evetyran Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013  Student General Artist
Hidan: D:< HOW DARE YOU KICK ME IN THE FACE, B*TCH!! JASHIN WILL PUNISH YOU!!

Me:... Sure he will....


Thank you~
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iSaikoUchiha Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013
I do wtf I want Hidan. >.> DEAL WITH IT. >:I

Np~ :3
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evetyran Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2013  Student General Artist
Me: Yes Hidan, we do what we want~! We dun give a crap for what you think~!

:icontrollfaceplz:
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anime2348 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013   Artist
lol
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evetyran Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2013  Student General Artist
:P
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anime2348 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2013   Artist
lol it's funny
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xXxhypermonsterxXx Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
BOW TO JASHIN-SAMA!! Lol xD made me laugh ...
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evetyran Featured By Owner May 21, 2013  Student General Artist
:P Thanks~ Seems that Hidan is always on a sugar high whenever he just wakes up.
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ShadowxScarlet109 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2013
Actually, Hidan is just a loud-mouthed squirrel. A gray squirrel.
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evetyran Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013  Student General Artist
Hee hee~ Hey there, Foamy~

Lol, have you seen the video called, "Hidan's debate on drugs,"? Search it up on YouTube if you haven't~~
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xXxhypermonsterxXx Featured By Owner May 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yup!!! xD lol this reminds me when I woke I screamed fudge-o-knuckles that is now my favorite word .v.
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Hinatathebloom1 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013
Loved it ^w^
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evetyran Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Student General Artist
BTW, I just posted the second one :)
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Hinatathebloom1 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013
Awesome :XD:
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evetyran Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Student General Artist
Thank you!! :D
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Hinatathebloom1 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013
Your welcome :)
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hetaliagirl101 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:iconfrenchsquealplz:Sasori sama!!!XD Please more soon?^W^
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evetyran Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013  Student General Artist
I'll try!!
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