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"What's so interesting about danna's work, anyway?" Deidara said, in a bored tone. You were in the living room (More like, a room with a TV and a sofa, that opens up to the mess hall :3) re-sketching your earlier designs to fit Sasori's comments. You were sat on the floor, drawing on the coffee table and Deidara was sitting on the sofa, flicking through random channels. Tobi was sitting next to you, but he was quiet because he was using your colour pencils to draw... something. "It's all, eternal this, eternal that, un. It gets boring." Deidara often pestered you, because your patience wasn't as thin as Sasori's and you usually tried to answer his questions. Or retorted with something else, whatever.
"Well, I suppose something permanent is good..." You said, glancing at him.
"But-"
"I didn't finish." You said, cutting him off. "Something permanent says that it will never fade, so we do not need to feel the pain of losing something. Or... that's what it means to me..." You faltered, not sure why Sasori felt this. Deidara took advantage of your silence and launched in to a full blown lecture of why his art was superior.
"Art is an explosion because..." You tuned him out. You already heard him say that to you a million times.
"Trying to influence someone else again?" A silky, yet apathetic voice filled your ears, and you sighed in relief. Deidara would shut up now. You faced Sasori and you bowed your head.
"Sasori-Sensei."
"[Y/N]-Gakusei."

You were training outside the Akatsuki lair, with a puppet that Sasori had made quite a long time ago. Still, it was in fantastic condition. Well, you were actually sat down, taking a break and sipping some [F/Drink]. Sasori had somewhat complained (If he was capable of complaining, ha ha) that humans were annoying - they could feel tired and pain, etc.
"I hate wasting my time by taking breaks." He grumbled as he sat down next to you. "Don't take too long and test my patience." You took another sip and asked,
"Sasori-Sensei, if you're, uh... made of wood, does it mean you can't feel emotions?" He looked at you, slightly surprised.
"Hm... I thought you'd be able to answer this yourself. Of course I can't." He said sharply. You felt a small pang of pain in your heart. Of course, you should've known it already.
"I'm sorry for wasting our time." You apologised. You knew that even something as small as an irrelevant question could make Sasori a little bit angry. A short silence followed.
"What do you think of Deidara?" You were slightly taken back, because this wasn't related to the lesson at all.
"Um... he's... okay?" You said, hesitating in your words. "I mean... his sense of art-"
"If he has any." Sasori mumbled.
"-Is very unique, and I appreciate it... but of course, I believe your art makes much more sense than his." You said quickly.
"... If you had a chance to learn how to..." Sasori seemed to struggle to find the right words. "Learn how to... explode things, would you?"
"No, definately not."
"Stop lying to me."
"Well... maybe, I'm not sure..." You admitted. Honestly, you had a retort at the tip of your tongue but you really, really did not want to become poisoned and then left on the ground to die.
"Time's up; We resume training."

"Hey! Sasori no Danna!" Sasori immediately became annoyed.
"What is it, Deidara?" He said irritably, flicking the TV off. Well, maybe he was lying when he said he couldn't feel anything. He could definitely feel annoyance.
"Do you think that [Y/n]-chan is sexy, un?" Sasori's eyes immediately widened. [Y/n]-Gakusei? Sexy? He had never, ever thought about that, but the question Deidara raised certainly bought a whole lot of uncomfortable feelings.
"Humph."
"Hey, Sasori no Danna, sorry about that, un. I was playing truth or dare with Kisame and Tobi, yeah." Sasori glared and shuffled up to his feet.
"Don't waste my time on such a pathetic question again." He growled. He went to his room and slammed the door, obviously moody. But the question still lingered in his mind.

Huh. Training was going to get a little bit awkward, especially since Tobi approached you in the kitchen asking you if you thought Sasori was sexy. Ah, well, you requested for Tobi to ask Kisame if he thought Itachi was sexy - now that would be enough payback.

Kesesese~ The second installation :D AKWARD MEETING OF [Y/N] AND SASORI SHALL BE NEXT~

First: [link]
Next: [link]

You (c) yourself
Everyone else (c) Masashi Kishimoto
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animegeek1235 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015
I wonder wat kisame will say XD
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ZackFair13 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2014
The awkward part to the end is the most funniest part I ever read
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DeidaraHidanTobi Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014  Student Photographer
Haha the ending with tobi haha that was funny great
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ReiSpirit Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I would do that as payback, I'm just that evil. XD
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evetyran Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2014  Student General Artist
Lol, we would all :D
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ReiSpirit Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Yeah XD
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ShadowxScarlet109 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014
:iconkisameplz:::iconblushplz:
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evetyran Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014  Student General Artist
:P If only~!
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watermuffintop Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
When I put my name in there what Deidara-san said I was all like :iconblushplz:......wait.....:stare:WHAT!?!:iconohnoplz: WTF DEIDARE I SHOULD CALL YOU DIE-DARA.
Pfft lol the akatsuki are not that evil they deserve their own show xD
Awesome job
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evetyran Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014  Student General Artist
Lol :P Thank youuu~!
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lolipopchainsaw Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2014  Student Artist
Eat that fish stick
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evetyran Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2014  Student General Artist
:iconimhappyplz:
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Markita442 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2014  Professional
Genius Payback by...Me. Eat that Fish Fry XD
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evetyran Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014  Student General Artist
Awesome nickname for Kisame XD
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MillyMaeAKAshap Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2013  Student Writer
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHLOLOLOLLOOLLROFLROFLORLFOLROF
.......I may have laughed a bit to hard over that joke at the end.....but it was hilarious!! Lol
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evetyran Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2013  Student General Artist
Lol, thank you~!
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Akatsuki-Rabbit Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
A SasorixReader AND implied KisaIta XD This just gets better and better :D
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evetyran Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013  Student General Artist
Well, 'tis a joke~ For teh funnies~
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Hinatathebloom1 Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
Loved it XD
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evetyran Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013  Student General Artist
Thanks~
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Xxpadalover269800xX Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2013
Next one please
Me when I saw next part wasn't out:😢😱😵😭
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evetyran Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013  Student General Artist
I posted the next one!!!
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Xxpadalover269800xX Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013
Thank chu~ :glomp:
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evetyran Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013  Student General Artist
There's nothing you need to thank me for :3
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Xxpadalover269800xX Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013
Yea it is
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rina1999 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013
Make the next one plz!
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evetyran Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013  Student General Artist
Working on it! ^^
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SkyBlueSnow Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Gimme the next one!!!:D
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evetyran Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013  Student General Artist
Working on it!!!
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SkyBlueSnow Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Yay! Wonderful! :hug:
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evetyran Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013  Student General Artist
I posted it :)
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SkyBlueSnow Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Wonderful :D
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Rockin-Anime Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Danna = Smexy
Itachi = Smexy
I = Smexy
Kisame = .....No comment....

(no offense to kisame fans, I didm't say I didn't like him, only that he isn't smexy)
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evetyran Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013  Student General Artist
Nah, it's okay. Everyone has different opinions. As for me, though....
Kisame=Sexy beast- err... I mean shark. Yeah, shark...
I never thought I'd like him, but I guess that I read too many fan fics of him being nice XD
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hetaliagirl101 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Ahaha Of course Danna is sexy!!XD can't wait wait wait for more!!!:iconmoarplz:
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evetyran Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013  Student General Artist
If Danna isn't sexy then WHO IS?
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hetaliagirl101 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
XD absolutely no one o.o lol
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evetyran Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013  Student General Artist
My young grasshopper has learnt well *cries tears of happiness*

Of course, I didn't teach my grasshopper. Danna's mere SMEXYNESS taught us that.
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hetaliagirl101 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
XD and he has taught us well!!
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evetyran Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013  Student General Artist
Yes, indeed he has!! :iconnosebleedplz: :iconsasorifapplz:

Uh... that was a little... too far on my part...


Tee hee~
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hetaliagirl101 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Zomg!What is danna doing???o.0
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evetyran Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2013  Student General Artist
*cough cough* Uh... Danna is.... uh....
Sasori: Evetyran. How dare you summon an animation, that is supposed to be in the likeness of me, and make it do... do... do THAT?
Me: Well, uh... see, I... uh...
Sasori: ....
Me: Um... *Gets killed by a stab in the gut, and the sword contains poison.*
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skeamstroke Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Student Artist
WOAH.... can't explain how i'm feelin rite now... *fangirl*... AHEM *coughs coughs*
I DEMAND TOBI NEXT... TOBIIIIIII~!
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evetyran Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Student General Artist
Okay, I did it~

[link]
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evetyran Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Student General Artist
Okay, okay, I'll try!!
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